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Our Mission

We are ninjas from the west side of charm city, killing everything in sight. you may find us around the chinese food place either fighting for food, eating, or spanging. besides the three of us in the band, we occasionally have dan on guitar too. how we go is: MR. MooD SwINGs on guitar, Captain CHOLESTEROL on bass, and the little ANARCHO PrinCEss on drums. we all sing but mostly the reflux brothers do. we sing about JACKIE CHAN, ninjas, ourselves, how much emo sucks, and society. we are influenced by several things such as the discocks, tom and boot boys, US BOMBS, the clash and so on AND so forth, but not to forget jackie chan and the history channel.

EMAIL US for fun or book us
jacob: anarchoprincess@ninjasforhire.cjb.net
matt: captaincholesterol@ninjasforhire.cjb.net
jeremy: mr.moodswings@ninjasforhire.cjb.net
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POGO FUCKIN' Oi

JACOB

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-drums, vocals, super-amazing recorder

MATT

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-that funky bass you're jealous of, incredible voice, nice hair

JEREMY

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-guitar sounds that could only come from a ninja, cute vocals, nice blue van






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